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CAN OTHER DRIVERS PLEASE KEEP THEIR CARS FROM...
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operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
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cosmo tip #249
expertcosmotips:
when he’s having sex with you, shout out your own name instead of his.
The Tangential: 24 Things Every Woman Should Have... →
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By 24, You Should Have … 1. A carefully constructed argument for why you do or do not believe in God that you can’t exactly remember since college ended and hope no one asks you about.
2. A form of birth control that doesn’t make you convinced you sound like a man, give you night sweats or…
The Tangential: 10 Pieces of Bad Advice I Found in... →
thetangential:
“Alter Egos. Beyoncé has one. Lady Gaga has one. Nicki Minaj has two … So why should you rock only one identity?”
So you can seem sane?
“To find out your guy’s intentions, be painfully direct: Ask if he thinks marriage is the next step.”
Or just don’t freak him out by acting like marriage…
